hey man what the heck? road rage galore!

So i was on my way into the office this morning (earlier than usual i might add) and I'm cruisin down west gray and I'm hitting every light. I probably never even put my foot on the gas, just took if off the break at each light and coasted to the next. well i am in the middle lane and about 2 cars in front of me is a Ford Expedition and its about to approach the intersection when a taxi van pulls out in front of it. Mind you, it was stupid of the taxi, but we werent moving that fast, the Ford had plenty of time to react and not hit the car. so the ford gets all pissed and starts honking and at the next light goes up and cuts off the taxi hardcore.

well the taxi kinda falls back and tries to go around the expedition and the expedition isnt having it and cuts across 4 lanes of traffic. so then the taxi just gets over behind it and one lane over and stupidly decides to pull up next to the expedition. i have to admit i was nervous and kept my car back just in case, but i turned my radio down cus i wanted to hear what was about to go down. Well i didnt hear anything but all of a sudden a freakin capris sun comes flying out of the ford and hits the taxi in the face and then goes everywhere so the taxi driver throws something back as the expedition takes off and pulls out in front of the car next to it and cuts back across 4 lanes of traffic to the far right lane. ( i wish i cold draw a diagram). so the taxi speeds up and follows it and they yell at each other some more and the expedition speeds up and takes off and turns one way and the taxi gives up and turns a different way at the next light.

GOOD GRIEF!!!! Is it really necessary. and a Capris Sun?!?!?!?! Seriously. i couldnt see in the car but damn if that person in the ford threw his kids juicebox at the taxi driver he/she deserves poopiest parent of the day award. I freakin loved capri suns back in the day. i would have cried. not to mention angry mommy/daddy probably scared the poor thing to death.

why do people get so mad. dont get me wrong i've called many a people an asshole and probably flipped the bird a time or two but thats cus we were flying down the freeway and they could have killed me. the taxi didnt do anything but slow the expedition down a whole 5mph. then to chase them? you're totally asking for it... thats the dumbest thing to do. Do you know how many crazy people are out there?!?!?! TOO MANY. Just say asshole to yourself and be on your merry way and dont take your kids juice box... geez!