Ok i know what you are thinking... what the heck emily right?Trust me i am with you... However i need a laugh... a big one. So i figured instead of blogging on something serious or something thats bugging me i would make myself as well as everyone else as well.....
So getting ready for work this morning Rod Ryan was talking about "Going green" and they asked the other DJ if she was still doing "green" things around her house and she went on and on about her "green" steam cleaner she got over the weekend.
Well Rod was like "ok guys well lets talk about going green in your sex life"
The other djs were like WHAT????
omg i about spit out my toothpaste i was laughing so hard. I'm not going to go into details but apparently there are new toys that do not use plastic, new preventatives that are organic and vegan. I'm like omg are we getting crazy with the whole green thing......
It was funny cus one of the guys on the show was like " yeah and if you have those new green light bulbs and you turn them off while doing it you're saving even more energy!!!"
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Rod Ryan has podcasts and I'm sure it will be up later if you want to listen and laugh http://www.thebuzz.com/cc-common/podcast/single_podcast.html?podcast=rodryan.xml
Then apparently they read a statistic that 40% of pregnancies are unplanned... HOLY CRAP! So Rod was like, " so ultimately if you wanna be green in your sex life... be careful and prevent unwanted babies. because other people on this planet are more carbon footprints"
i finished brushing my teeth laughing and my face covered in toothpaste. Hope if made you guys laugh!
lol i love the comment about turning the light off. i friend gave me one of those lame tshirts from hollister that say something sexual "save enrgy play in the dark" i love it because it is so comfy but i feel like a tool when wearing it, but people actually like it. eh
ReplyDeleteraul you would wear it.
ReplyDeletehollister is always suggestive like that. i used to have a pair of their panties that said " i only ride big waves" i totally knew what it was implying but they were so ding dang comfy i bought them and wore than anyways. i think julie was living with me when i got them and i was walking around the house in them one day when she came home and was like bahahahahah your ass says " i only ride big waves!!"